stop staring at me.

don't look at me all panting and pathetic and 'do something, i'm helpless' because you're sooo hot when you've been systematically readjusting your body with the sun's movements so that you're laying right in the sunniest, warmest, spot All Morning. not that i don't respect your attempt to store the sun in your body for later when you're back in the apartment with it's own, built in, constantly running coldness factory called the Worst-Sealed Windows In Existence, but, straight up, it doesn't work like that. i could detail the reasons that it doesn't, but your attention span is small, and the issue at hand is that we both know if i give you water you'll slurp every last drop of it up because of your proven inability to self-regulate and you'll have to pee in like 15 minutes and today is a Work day. you're preventing my Work. see all this Working?