this blog died.
i think it was a dragon. wait... yeah, definitely a dragon. maybe it's a case for the Detectives Specializing In Antiquated Fabricated Animals. i heard they're pretty backlogged, though. it's a tough job trying to prove tom delay is not a chimera. maybe people should make a murder mystery dinner party game out of it over pasta with canned sauce and day-old baguettes. and a frozen key lime pie. vegan, of course. and organic. dragons can smell pesticides and indigestion-causing dairy products a mile away. sneaky dragons.
in which kids let people down.
in a stroke of massive disappointment to almost none, a temporary quarantine has been placed on this blog, until further notice, or until the author has more time to elucidate her unmistakably twisted sometimes-daily thoughts. your patience is appreciated, as are all instances of hate mail.