this blog died.

i think it was a dragon. wait... yeah, definitely a dragon. maybe it's a case for the Detectives Specializing In Antiquated Fabricated Animals. i heard they're pretty backlogged, though. it's a tough job trying to prove tom delay is not a chimera. maybe people should make a murder mystery dinner party game out of it over pasta with canned sauce and day-old baguettes. and a frozen key lime pie. vegan, of course. and organic. dragons can smell pesticides and indigestion-causing dairy products a mile away. sneaky dragons.