in which capitalization overreacts.

being able to work in an apartment with free radiator heat has many advantages. i will now boldly list one of them: i do not have to shiver while making Highly Professional Businesslike Phone Calls.

when i have coffee in the french press i drink it long after it was made, because no one can drink that much coffee and not reap the bathroom consequences. i dislike bathroom consequences of any type, which explains my whole and complete disavowal of Bran. about halfway through the consumption of the pot, the overarching and defining adjective to describe how the little coffee molecules taste would be Tepid. or maybe Lukewarm. but after extensive testing, it has been concluded by numerous Experts in health-related fields that Tepid coffee molecules are indeed better tasting than those which are Burnt, the Burnt quality having sprung from the fact that i am the easiest person to distract ever.

i need a reheating device with a slow hand. i need a reheating device with an easy touch. that, friends, is the trusty radiator: in just under 2.587 hours, i can safely reheat the little coffee molecules, altering them dramatically from Tepid to Slightly Warmer Than The Temperature Of The Average Human Mouth-Tongue Area. with absolutely no twinges of Burnt. as a bonus it makes that cool Water Being Heated In Metal Pipes Sound. awesome.