hygenic observation.

when you've lost track as to when your last Bathing Experience occurred, it's time to give the section of your brain in which memories are stored the precious gift of a new Bathing Experience. even if you would describe yourself as 'not stinking.' because what qualifies as 'not stinking' to you is not necessarily universally held. no one needs diatribes on the coldness that hits your body as soon as the Bathing Experience has ended but before the Drying Experience has a chance to commence, and how it's winter-time and therefore easier to go a long time 'not stinking.' i'm sure it's all very interesting, but please have the courtesy to deliver this lecture from within the Bathing Experience. it'll sound better over the soothing background of splashing water.


this is definitely not a Note To Self. nope. not at all.