in which the Mad Lib plagiarization is shameless. shameless.

i personally am anti-fur usage for clothing and accessories. so, youthful and impassioned members of peta, i feel you. i really do. you are completely right for feeling self-righteous towards people who wear baby (insert adorable animal here) as easily as i wear this thrift store hoodie with the hole in the pouch. i'm sure you imagined a really successful protest where others from the street would join with you in chanting that really inane rhyme you guys had going. i was particularly impressed when you started doing rounds. that takes Planning.

problem is, there were only 3 of you. and while i can sympathize with your politics, 3 of you screaming with your jugular veins all pulsing with the blood of righteous indignation, well, it's sad. in a really really funny kind of way.

i wasn't trying to diminish your passion or threaten the status of your soapbox when i passed you stifling my laughter with a few gloved fingers. i wasn't there to cause trouble, only to laugh at the already existing trouble your teeny-weeny protest had in making its Voice Heard. you're right, i wasn't trying very hard to hide it.

but c'mon, Bunny-Murdering Bitch was a little harsh.